she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.