stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach