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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.

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  That's because you are an idiot.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest

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• (707): View more from California

  Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home

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