the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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