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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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