Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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