Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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