I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow