I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?