I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid