I chose taco bell over sex...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?