so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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