Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
sex in a hospital.. check
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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