In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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