Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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