Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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