i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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