I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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