Need sex. Gaining weight.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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