i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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