Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
honey bunches of taint.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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