Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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