It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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