How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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