I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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