Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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