How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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