Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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