Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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