I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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