people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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