The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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