it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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