Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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