i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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