There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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