just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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