sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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