If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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