none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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