? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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