theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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