i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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