There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Randomize