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I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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