stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do vagina's smell?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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