Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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