Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
