it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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