is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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