: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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