As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I need you to use more vowels.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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