She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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