So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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