he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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