On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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