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(281): View more from Texas

On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?

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(702): View more from Nevada

no you cant smoke seaweed

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian

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(205): View more from Alabama

my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.

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(283): View more from Ohio

He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.

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(240): View more from Maryland

The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.

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