I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.