so explain again why im purple
no
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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