his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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