I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
did you just send me my own nude
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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