Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is it because I queefed?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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