For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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