Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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