Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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